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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Greenland “Would Be Lucky” if Trump Ran It Like One of His Casinos

"...I really think this is one of His Royal Fart-Napper's best ideas yet..." - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (KKK-GA) Greenlanders, by and large, do not...

Report: Trump Tried to Flush Ivanka and Jared’s Wedding License Down White House Toilet

New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman has a new book out that...

Gazpacho Police Announce Massive Counterfeit Oyster Cracker Bust

https://youtu.be/hqWJDFRyc2w WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Nancy Pelosi's personal law enforcement squad, the Gazpacho...

Marjorie Greene Has Spent So Much in Mask Fines, She Wishes Biden Was Giving Away Crack Pipes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter how much explaining the Biden White...

CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz to Fuck Himself

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the...

Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida

TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician...

Maybe If Real Women Would Talk to Me, I Wouldn’t Get So Worked Up Over Cartoon Ones

The following editorial was submitted to Alternative Facts by William Terwilliger Jones, a...

National Archives: Trump May Have Illegally Taken Presidential Happy Meal Toys to Mar-A-Lago

The Presidential Records Act was signed into law by President Jimmy...

New Fashion Trend: Wearing Your IQ on Your Hat

There's a hot new fashion trend these days, and we just...