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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Not Sure What to Say If He’s Asked Under Oath Whether He Loves Don Jr.

According to sources within the Trump family, defeated and twice permanently...

NY Attorney General Explains Why She’s Not Forcing The Obamas to Sit For Deposition

This week, a New York Supreme Court judge ruled that former...

Don Jr and Eric Are Learning to Count So They Can Take Over as Trump Org’s Accountants

Since he left office in January of last year, Donald Trump's...

After a Rough First Year, Satan Says He’s Adjusting to Living So Close to Rush Limbaugh

https://youtu.be/TiTMKhp5u9s One year ago, a man moved into the permanent residents' area...

Biden Gave January 6th Committee Thousands of Nude Images of Ivanka Left Behind By Trump

This week, President Joe Biden denied his predecessor's request to extend...

DeSantis Bans Talking About Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show in the Classroom

TALAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Teachers in America's Dong State are forbidden from...

Don Jr: “There’s No Censorship on Truth Social As Long As You Lie About Daddy”

It's no big secret -- pro-MAGA conservatives have absolutely had it...

Ivanka Starting to Regret Sleeping Her Way to Top of Trump Organization

https://youtu.be/GKVymq0G_Z0 Recently, former First Lady Ivanka Trump sat down for an interview...

Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

In an interview on Sean Hannity's Fox News evening show, former...