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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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USPS Announces New “Whatever” Stamps For Customers Who Just Can’t Right Now
The United States Postal Service has announced that they are adding...
James Schlarmann
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December 18, 2017
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Pentagon UFO Program Makes Trump Demand Wall Be 70 Miles High
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump broke his silence on the...
James Schlarmann
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December 18, 2017
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Vladimir Putin Unsure How To Follow Up Last Year’s Christmas Gift To Trump
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In the Kremlin, word is that Vladimir Putin...
James Schlarmann
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December 18, 2017
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Bill O’Reilly Sued For Sexual Harassment By His Vacuum Cleaner
SOUFFLER DUR, NEW YORK -- When the year started, Bill O'Reilly...
James Schlarmann
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December 18, 2017
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Report: Aliens Told Pentagon Americans Are Too Stupid To Abduct Anymore After Trump Victory
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, some Americans have believed that their...
James Schlarmann
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December 17, 2017
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CDC Adds “Giant Orange Douchebag,” “GFY,” and “No” To Their Official Lexicon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, word broke that the Health and...
James Schlarmann
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December 17, 2017
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Literally No One Volunteers To Help Ann Coulter Qualify For Childcare Tax Credit
"The kinds of creatures offering to willingly mate with Coulter are who you'd imagine at a Klan rally butt fucking each other's cousins while they watch Mississippi Burning and root for the cover-up."
James Schlarmann
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December 16, 2017
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Trump’s Judicial Nominee Unsure What To Do When Handed “Judge’s Hammer Thingy”
"Look everyone! I'm Thor! I'm Thor!"
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2017
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Disney Declined To Buy Fox News Because They Can’t Afford Upkeep On Six Fantasylands
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- In a deal worth more than $50 billion,...
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2017
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Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope
"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2017
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