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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill...

I’m a Gay Teacher From Florida. Is It Illegal For Me To Introduce Myself To My Class Now?

The following editorial was written by Gerald Farthing, a 36 year...

Man Not Sure if He’s Registering for Republican Party or Putin’s Draft

https://youtu.be/EhgHP422lRE Over the weekend, 52 year old out of work non-union carpenter...

Fox News Now Offers a Convenient Russian Language Audio Feed for Pro-Putin Viewers

Executives at Fox News have given their approval to spend the...

Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins loves America. He loves freedom. He loves democracy....

Don Jr: “Putin Would Be Too Occupied With Daddy’s Mouth to Invade Ukraine!”

If his father hadn't lost both the 2020 election and the...

After CPAC, Tulsi Gabbard is Scheduled to Appear at a Klan Rally

https://youtu.be/JrujjJzhgjk If you were surprised when alleged Democrat and former Congresswoman Tulsi...

Ghost of General Lee to Appear at 2022 CPAC

This weekend, conservatives from all over America will meet in the...

Rittenhouse Suing Anyone Who Says He’s a Murderer Just Because He Murdered Two People

LAKE MATALOS, ILLINOIS -- In 2020, acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse murdered...

Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Donald Trump's new social media venture officially launched this week with...