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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security During Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are telling reporters...
James Schlarmann
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January 18, 2018
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Homeless Vet Pretty Sure He Can Get His Daughter’s Medication With And Eat Trump’s Fake News Awards
APPLE HILLS, OHIO -- Harry McMichaels is a 38 year old...
James Schlarmann
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January 18, 2018
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Adult Film Star Says President Obama Secretly Helped Her Use Exchange To Sign Up For Health Insurance
THE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- An adult film star has revealed that...
James Schlarmann
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January 18, 2018
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U.S. Adds Its Best Athlete To Winter Olympics Team And He Will Compete In All Events
COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO -- In a surprising and completely unforeseen development,...
James Schlarmann
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January 17, 2018
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Trump To Publish Book: “How To Eat & Look Like Literal Garbage But Somehow Be A Specimen Of Human Health And Vigor”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though sitting presidents usually do not write books,...
James Schlarmann
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January 17, 2018
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Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- Over the weekend, word broke that Rep. Kevin...
James Schlarmann
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January 16, 2018
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Trump Blames Weekend Missile Warning Scare On President Of Hawaii’s Incompetence
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This past weekend, residents in Hawaii were treated...
James Schlarmann
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January 15, 2018
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President Trump Promises Delivery Of TIE Fighters To Normay
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump continued his efforts to solidify...
James Schlarmann
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January 14, 2018
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First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship
OSLO, NORWAY -- History was made this weekend at the International...
James Schlarmann
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January 14, 2018
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Emperor Palpatine Tells Vader He Doesn’t Want Any Shithole Planets Joining The Empire
CORUSCANT, INNER CORE -- Sources close to the High Galactic Emperor...
James Schlarmann
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January 13, 2018
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