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Saying “Gulf of America” is How Pedophiles Are Identifying Each Other Now

"...I think my old friend Jeff Epstein would get a kick out of this, too, because we used to fly over the Gulf on...

Florida’s New 15-Week Abortion Ban Really Opens Up Matt Gaetz’ Dating Prospects

On Thursday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) helped his state join...

Of Course I Believe a Billionaire Wants to Protect My Freedom of Speech. I’m a Fucking Moron.

What's all this fuss about Elon Musk's hostile takeover attempt of...

Literal Dumpster Fire Sues Marjorie Taylor Greene For Copyright Infringement

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no...

I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year...

When Glenn Greenwald Can’t Sleep, He Lays in Bed and Counts Dead Ukrainians

There is only one real, authentic, actual journalist left in the...

Darwin Awards Give Lifetime Achievement Recognition to Anti-Vaxxers Who Died of COVID

Each year, the Darwin Awards are handed to some of humanity's...

Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

Ever since Gov. Ron DeSantis's lizard faced press secretary defended Florida's...