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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck

LINCOLN, INDIANA -- He doesn't give a fuck.  He doesn't give a...

Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA -- For the last several days, the...

Man Buys All of Store’s Toilet Paper and Canned Chili to Survive Coronavirus Quarantine

MIERDALIQUIDA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A grocery store on Main Street has...

Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The president's Senior White Power Adviser has announced...

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a...

Trump Accuses Obama/Biden of Creating Coronavirus as ‘Part of a Flu Coup’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the country continues to brace itself and...

Trump Worries ‘Obama’s Stock Market Crash’ Will Tank His Economy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told the American people today...

Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

RECALCITRANT FALLS, MINNESOTA -- Last month, Cheryl Sherer won a highly-coveted...

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert...

Coronavirus Qurantines Itself From Ted Cruz

TEXAS -- A spokesperson for the novel coronavirus issued a statement...