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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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OAN Reporter Asks Trump Why Democrats Can’t Accept That He Has Normal Hands and Huge Genitals
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A reporter from One American News asked the...
James Schlarmann
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March 20, 2020
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Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!
OBTUSE GARDENS, ILLINOIS -- No. No. No. No. No. It doesn't matter...
James Schlarmann
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March 19, 2020
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Trump Says His Response to Coronavirus Would Have Been Less Incompetent if the Press ‘Wasn’t So Mean’ To Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a recent White House press briefing on...
James Schlarmann
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March 19, 2020
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Trump Calls Continued Wall Street Coronavirus Bailouts ‘Free Market Socialism’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At publication, the Dow Jones Industrial Average was...
James Schlarmann
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March 19, 2020
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WHO Strongly Cautions Against Human Centipedes of More Than 7 People
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND -- The World Health Organization issued an urgent advisory...
James Schlarmann
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March 19, 2020
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CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic
ATLANTA, GEORGIA --Authorities at the Centers for Disease Control have issued...
James Schlarmann
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March 19, 2020
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Officials Fear Major Canadian Comedian Import Deficit If Northern Border Remains Closed
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- If the border between the United States and...
James Schlarmann
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March 19, 2020
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Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference
SPAMM MOUNTAIN, WASHINGTON -- As he closed down his laptop for...
James Schlarmann
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March 18, 2020
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Local Perv Weighs Risk of Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine to Watch You Shower Anyway
LA VALLE SIN ROPA, CALIFORNIA -- Nate Robertson is a 45...
James Schlarmann
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March 18, 2020
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Eric Trump Caught Trying to Cheat Off Brother’s Coronavirus Test
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the situation are...
James Schlarmann
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March 18, 2020
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