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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans
CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went...
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2020
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Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that...
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2020
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the...
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2020
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Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- The United States Supreme Court ruled in...
James Schlarmann
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April 4, 2020
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Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told...
James Schlarmann
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April 4, 2020
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Trump Says Signing Coronavirus Stimulus Makes Him ‘Pretty Much Really As Heroic As Doctors and Nurses’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump signed the massive $2 trillion...
James Schlarmann
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April 4, 2020
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Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse
KARMA VALLEY, OREGON -- 53-year-old self-described "health guru" Pat Kinnerson just...
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2020
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Trump Tells Gaetz and Nunes to Put On Masks and Gloves Before Licking His Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Congressmen Matt Gaetz (R-Floriduh) and Devin Nunes...
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2020
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Coronavirus Quarantine Hand Washing Has Man Starting to Enjoy the Feel of Sandpaper on His Junk
CHAFED WOOD, SOUTH DAKOTA -- Local stock trader Jay Hodges told...
James Schlarmann
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April 2, 2020
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Trump Wants To Bring Supporters Into COVID-19 Briefings Because ‘They’re Pretty Much Rallies Anyway’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Lush Stephanie Grisham is, allegedly,...
James Schlarmann
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April 2, 2020
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