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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers
DENVER, COLORADO -- A recent study done on our nation’s airports...
Adam Hawkes
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February 9, 2021
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Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days
LAKE DUMFUK, FLORIDA -- He hasn't even been out of power...
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2021
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Mitch McConnell Buys Aunt Jemima Syrup But Puts the Bottle in the Back of the Cart
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell was recently spotted...
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2021
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Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”
LAKE PARIAH, FLORIDA -- Life after her father left the White...
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2021
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Rand Paul Tells Chris Wallace It’s Unconstitutional to Do Things That Are in the Constitution
In an interview that aired on Fox News this weekend, Sen....
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2021
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AOC Reiterates She’ll Never Fuck Anyone Who Writes For the Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter how many attempts at satire they...
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2021
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High Energy Alpha Male Too Chickenshit to Testify Under Oath About the Insurrection He Started
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the late 1990's President William Jefferson Clinton...
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2021
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Colin Kaepernick Would Like a Word With Jim Jordan About “Cancel Culture”
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA -- Former NFL quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick...
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2021
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Man in MAGA Hat Burning Cross Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’
WALLACE, GEORGIA -- A man in a MAGA hat burning a...
James Schlarmann
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February 5, 2021
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Americans Shocked to See Rich Middle-Aged White Conservative Woman Pretend She’s a Victim
It was a shocking scene in the nation's capitol today. Not...
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2021
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