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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of...

McCarthy Proposes Censuring Rep. Greene’s Crack Dealer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As House Democrats move quickly to strip her...

Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role...

Confused Evangelical Still Can’t Find Anti-Abortion Verses in Bible

CORNHOLE FALLS, IDAHO -- Chad McMichaels is a 36 year old...

Taylor Greene Accuses Donut Shop Worker of Being Secret Jewish Glazer

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The crack smoke issuing forth from Qongresswoman Marjorie...

Al Franken Offers to Takeover Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House Seat

ESSENEL, MINNESOTA -- Former Senator Al Franken does not currently live...

Biden Politely Declines Lindsey Graham’s Offer of Four Years of Public Beejers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The note President Biden sent to Sen. Lindsey...

Robinhood Files Paperwork to Change Its Name to “SheriffofNottingham.”

SWILLY CORN, VALLEY -- Online brokerage trader Robinhood filed emergency paperwork...

McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has...

Sure Marjorie Taylor Greene is an Unhinged Racist, But She Makes Amazing Grits!

Freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-MAGAstan) has had quite a first...