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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat

"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"

Greene: “I Will Never Back Down From Supporting Traditional Anglo-Moron Beliefs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within hours of a draft proposal for a...

Cruz: “The Only Thing I Need Covering My Face Left Washington on January 20th”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For quite some time, some Senate Republicans have...

Bush Apologizes for Not Turning Off Bathroom Light or Afghanistan War When He Left the White House

CRAWFORD, TEXAS -- Last week, President Joe Biden shocked many on...

She Just Got Her GED, But She Knows Fauci Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About

"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)

Greene Starts ‘White America First’ Caucus With Other Far Right House Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after announcing its formation, Rep. Marjorie...