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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Fauci Suggests a Lobotomy Might Cure Rand Paul’s ‘Bullshit-itis’

"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might'...

Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview on NewsmaxTV, Rep. Lauren Boebert...

I’m a Free Speech Loving Patriot and I Want Talking About Racism in School Outlawed

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator Dustin Pewpson. It...

Amazon Delivered Crates of Crayons to Mar-A-Lago for Trump to Write Memoir

FAR-TA-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Sources close to the situation in Florida are...

Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the...

Exclusive: Doctor Says He Made DeSantis in a Lab Using Trump’s Shmegma

LAKE DILDOAH, FLORIDA -- Just over an hour ago, standing in...

Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor...

Substack Debuts Adult Content Section Featuring Greenwald Sucking His Own Dick

"Of course, he'll have to probably have to go on Tucker's...