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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Cruz Warns ‘Democrats Might Be Allowed to Count Every Vote’ if For the People Act Passes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans are quite nervous as a group...

Fauci Suggests a Lobotomy Might Cure Rand Paul’s ‘Bullshit-itis’

"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might'...

Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview on NewsmaxTV, Rep. Lauren Boebert...

I’m a Free Speech Loving Patriot and I Want Talking About Racism in School Outlawed

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator Dustin Pewpson. It...

Amazon Delivered Crates of Crayons to Mar-A-Lago for Trump to Write Memoir

FAR-TA-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Sources close to the situation in Florida are...

Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the...

Exclusive: Doctor Says He Made DeSantis in a Lab Using Trump’s Shmegma

LAKE DILDOAH, FLORIDA -- Just over an hour ago, standing in...

Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor...