James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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U.S. Government to Prove Its Moral Supremacy By Murdering a Murderer

Wisconsin Republicans Debate Law Forbidding Poor People From Smiling, Enjoying Life At All

George Zimmerman One Stamp Away from a Full “Fifth Shootout Free” Card

“The Official Republican Obamacare Alternative” by Rep. Paul Ryan & Sen. Ted Cruz

Jeb Bush: ‘I Would Have Pulled an Iraq Too Because Stupid Runs In My Family’

Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’

Nebraska Gay Man To Sue ‘All Nosy, Self-Righteous Relics Who Need to STFU and Leave Us Alone’

EXCLUSIVE! Leaked ‘Jade Helm’ Operation Details!

“Why God Chose Me To Be Your Next President” by Michael Huckabee

Texas Governor Greg Abbot Is Tired of Other States Trying To ‘Out-Dumb Us’

Ben Carson: ‘F**k Mike Huckabee, I’m the Religious Nuts’ Candidate!’

Hillary Clinton Hoping to Still Be Able to Steal Bernie Sanders’ Rhetoric Now That He’s Running Too

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