James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Super Bowl Halftime Show Makes Tomi Lahren’s Head Literally Explode

League of Sexual Anarchy Inducts Charlie Kirk’s Mom Into Its Hall of Fame

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

She’s One of Congress’ Loudest Pro-Life Voices. Ironically, She’s Also a Botched Abortion.

Ivanka: “Daddy’s Not Potty Trained Well Enough to Flush Documents Down the Toilet”

Former President Trump Prefers His Classified Documents Well Done and Drenched in Ketchup

When Did George Soros Have “Capitalism” and “Christianity” Taken Out of the Constitution?

Report: Trump Tried to Flush Ivanka and Jared’s Wedding License Down White House Toilet

Gazpacho Police Announce Massive Counterfeit Oyster Cracker Bust

Marjorie Greene Has Spent So Much in Mask Fines, She Wishes Biden Was Giving Away Crack Pipes

CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz to Fuck Himself

Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida

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