James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Matt Gaetz Worried He’ll Have to Leave Florida if “Don’t Say Gay Bill” is an Anti-Grooming Law

Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices

Greenwald Will Denounce Ukraine Invasion Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

Since the West Started Sanctioning Russia, Don Jr Hasn’t Been Able to Buy Nearly as Much Coke

Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford

DeSantis Politely Asked Neo-Nazi to Step Aside So He Could Scold Students Wearing Masks

Barack Obama Explains Why No Congressional Investigation Found Evidence He Tried a Coup

Ukraine Government Designates Dead Russian Soldiers as Gender Neutral Public Bathrooms

Ted Cruz: “Did Biden Forget Real Presidents Only Use the State of the Union to S Their Own D?”

Sanctions Force Putin to Cancel Trump Family’s Quarterly Bonuses

D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union

Trump Plans to Be Sitting on His Fat Ass While Brandon Delivers State of the Union Address

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