James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Recently Orphaned Ukrainian Grateful Glenn Greenwald Sticks Up for Tucker, Tulsi, and Putin

Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles

He Spent $150 on “Let’s Go Brandon” Merch and Now Biden Won’t Let Him Fill His Gas Tank

CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus This Year

Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt

Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

Data Shows DeSantis Thinks About Gay Sex More Than Two Dudes Banging

What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?

Matt Gaetz Worried He’ll Have to Leave Florida if “Don’t Say Gay Bill” is an Anti-Grooming Law

Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices

Greenwald Will Denounce Ukraine Invasion Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

Since the West Started Sanctioning Russia, Don Jr Hasn’t Been Able to Buy Nearly as Much Coke

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