James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them

Florida Bans Education

Martian Hopes Musk Buys Twitter and It Keeps ‘That Billionaire Cretin’ Far Away From His Planet

Democrats Will Just Debate a Literal Sack of Shit in 2024

Coat Hangers and Bleach Pass Meth and Busch Beer as Florida’s Highest Selling Products

Florida’s New 15-Week Abortion Ban Really Opens Up Matt Gaetz’ Dating Prospects

Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

Of Course I Believe a Billionaire Wants to Protect My Freedom of Speech. I’m a Fucking Moron.

Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day

Literal Dumpster Fire Sues Marjorie Taylor Greene For Copyright Infringement

I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

When Glenn Greenwald Can’t Sleep, He Lays in Bed and Counts Dead Ukrainians

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