James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man Growing Tired of Covid-19 Restrictions He Doesn’t Really Follow Anyway

Patriot Loves America So Much He’d Murder More Than Half Its Citizens Because They Voted for Biden

Breaking: Joe Biden Is Still Your Next President

Chanel Rion, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz Argue Over What Exactly Donald Trump’s Taint Tastes Like

3 Ways to Tell If You’re in a Cult or Believe in a Vast Electoral Conspiracy Without Evidence For Another Reason

Do We Live in America Anymore If There Aren’t Any Racist Team Mascots?

McEnany Reportedly in Talks to Join New Administration

Last Week, Ted Cruz Met With Trump’s Balls for a Supreme Court Argument Strategy Sesh

Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at a White Castle

Mike Pence Plans to Leave D.C. and Move In Next Door to Trump’s Ass

Dr. Jill Biden Prescribes Wall St. Journal Opinion Writer ‘1000mg of Shut Your Pie Hole’

Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year

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