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DeSantis Bars Florida’s Kids From Watching Monty Python, Kids in the Hall

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is not done fighting the forces of...
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Mike Pence: “I Will Not Testify, But Please Keep Waving Your Subpoenas In My Face!”

While speaking to a convention of pro-life stay-at-home moms this weekend,...
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Hawley Proposes Banning Kids from Social Media Until They’ve Dated Matt Gaetz

Sen. Josh Hawley (Q-MO), who is the current record holder in...
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Trump: “Ain’t Nobody Stormin’ the Capitol If Nikki Haley Loses!”

Today, on Valentine's Day, former Gov. Nikki Haley (Q-SC) announced that...
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Jesus Christ Wonders How Many Poor People You Can Feed for Two Super Bowl Ads

Today, Jesus Hubert Christ held his weekly heavenly press conference. One...
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DeSantis Bans Talking About Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show in the Classroom

Singer Rihanna was the marquee star of yesterday's Super Bowl LVII...
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Biden Promises to Brief Greene, Boebert on Downed Aircraft as Soon as They Can Spell “UFO”

Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ, CO)...
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Kari Lake Tells Newsmax She Can Prove The Eagles Actually Won Super Bowl LVII

In an interview this morning, certified election loser and Not Arizona's...
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Why Does Matt Walsh Think About My Sons’ Dicks So Often?

Don't get me wrong. I'm sure that he has all kinds...
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Unhinged Karen Spends Taxpayer Dollars Speaking to the Ex-Manager About Her Twitter Account

The average hourly salary of a member of the U.S. House...
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