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Donald Trump Has Been Reinstated as President. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line.

Finally, after almost two years of waiting, it happened. His wishes...
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January 6th Committee Interested in How Many Pizzas Trump Ordered on Burner Phone

The January 6th Committee announced last night that it is extremely...
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Greene Says She Identifies as ‘Madison Cawthorn But Without a Dong’

During a recent episode of Steve Bannon's podcast, freshman Congressmare Marjorie...
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Disney to Sell MAGA Mickey Ears, Greet Republicans as ‘Domestic Terrorists,’ Not Boys or Girls

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- The Walt Disney Company has announced that it...
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Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

This week, Florida's governor signed a controversial law onto the books...
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Eric Trump in Hospital With Nearly Melted Hands Because Tried to Destroy His Burner Phone

Recently, reports have surfaced that on January 6th, 2021, members of...
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I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Allow me to say from the start that I understand it...
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Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

Doctors in Colorado are marveling at the news that a congressional...
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RNC Calls Smith Slapping Rock “Legitimate Awards Show Discourse”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee issued a statement this...
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Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that Trump loyalist and lawyer John...
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