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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
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Trump Jr. Not Invited to Thanksgiving With President or Man Who Thinks He’s Still President
LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- Donald Trump Jr. will not be having Thanksgiving dinner with...
November 10, 2021
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Trumpist Strikes a Blow for Freedom by Giving His Grandmother Covid-19 on Thanksgiving
DIPSHIT COVE, MICHIGAN -- Stephan Crowzer, a 36-year old self-described "die hard Trumper" told...
November 30, 2020
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Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though today is Thanksgiving, it's not a day off for everyone,...
November 28, 2019
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Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway...
November 28, 2019
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Turkey Says “Thanks, But No Thanks” to Trump’s Presidential Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president...
November 18, 2019
Criminal Justice
Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump said that he would continue a...
November 10, 2019
Economy
5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful Fo
The following is reprinted from a pamphlet being given by Congressional Republicans to their...
November 5, 2019
Criminal Justice
Trump Orders the Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Pardoned By Obama
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The first thing President Donald Trump did this morning, after he...
November 5, 2019
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Turkey Passes On Presidential Pardon From Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president...
November 4, 2019
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White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway...
November 4, 2019
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President Obama Announces He’s Spending Thanksgiving “Not Giving A Fuck” On Pacific Island
"There’s just so much going on in the world today, and it’s nice just not giving a fuck."
November 22, 2017
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Trump Tells President Of U.S. Virgin Islands He’s Most Thankful For Donald Trump This Year
"Boy, I think that Trump fella's really put in some hard work."
November 22, 2017
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