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Jim Jordan Happy to Give Congressional Spending Power to Trump’s Ballsack
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Jim Jordan Happy to Give Congressional Spending Power to Trump’s Ballsack

James Schlarmann -
January 28, 2025
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As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting For
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As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting For

Dustin Pewpsin -
January 12, 2024
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Cruz Withholding 2024 Endorsement Until He Hears Every Candidate’s Stance on His Ugly Wife
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Cruz Withholding 2024 Endorsement Until He Hears Every Candidate’s Stance on His Ugly Wife

James Schlarmann -
April 25, 2023
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Cruz Says He’ll Be Trump’s Prison Bitch If No One Else Will
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Cruz Says He’ll Be Trump’s Prison Bitch If No One Else Will

James Schlarmann -
March 22, 2023
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Legal Experts Sharply Divided on Whether Trump Will Get Conjugal Visits With Ivanka
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Legal Experts Sharply Divided on Whether Trump Will Get Conjugal Visits With Ivanka

James Schlarmann -
March 20, 2023
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Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them
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Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them

James Schlarmann -
April 18, 2022
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Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”
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Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

James Schlarmann -
March 29, 2022
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Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump
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Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

James Schlarmann -
March 25, 2022
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Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks
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Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks

James Schlarmann -
March 24, 2022
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Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved
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Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved

James Schlarmann -
March 23, 2022
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