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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Economy

Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nonpartisan coalition of economists has published the findings of an...
MAGA News

Trump Orders SCOTUS to Declare Him ‘More Co-Equaler’ Than Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Unites States of America seems to be sliding ever quicker...
Criminal Justice

Trump Asks Supreme Court to Officially Declare Him Above The Law and ‘More Co-Equaler’ Than Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Unites States of America seems to be sliding ever quicker...
The Bible Belt

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new...
MAGA News

White House: Kavanaugh Confirmation ‘100 Percent’ Tells Sexual Assault Victims They’re Less Important Than Trump Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Junior Deputy Press Secretary Tom Thompaulsen admitted to reporters this week,...
Women's Rights

Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes

LAGO DE DOUCHE, ARIZONA -- 36 year old Jack Johnathan Jackson is an admitted,...
MAGA News

Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Senator Susan Collins is confirming at the time...
Criminal Justice

Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh issued a statement today in...
MAGA News

Trump Offers Last Minute Compromise: Replace Kavanaugh With Bill Cosby

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Offering to "help two sexual predators with one stone," President Donald...
U.S. Politics

Drunken Kavanaugh Can’t Believe He’s Been Betrayed By The American Bar Association

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the American Bar Association once endorsed Judge Brett Kavanaugh's nomination...
U.S. Politics

McConnell: Republicans Poised To ‘Fulfill Constitutional Duty To Dehumanize And Insult Sexual Assault Victims’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With Senator Jeff Flake confirming that the rumors of his having...
U.S. Politics

Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Following a brutal morning of testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee...
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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