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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Business

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Each year, coffee giant Starbucks unveils its holiday cup designs. While the...
Business

Starbucks Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Vape Pens in Stores

SEATTLE, WASHINGSTONED -- Coffee retailer Starbucks is joining a growing list of businesses that...
Arts & Entertainment

Game of Thrones Producer Reveals Coffee Cup Will Sleep With Its Sister and Kill Scores in Next Episode

Ever since it debuted, HBO's epic series Game of Thrones has thrilled and enthralled audiences,...
U.S. Politics

Mitt Romneytron First Android to Endorse Howard Shultzbot’s Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitt Romneytron (R-UT) shocked the world today when he announced...
Business

Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

Sparks, NV -- 31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits...
Business

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Will the newest additions help quell the controversy over Starbucks Holiday Cups?
Business

Every Trump Hotel Closing For Business For One Day To Teach Employees How To Be Racist

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Trump Organization has announced that on May 7th,...
Religion

American Christian Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

"If he wants Christian charity from me, he has to give me a Christian vessel to put it in."
Religion

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

"If Starbucks is going to get involved on the wrong side of the War on Christmas, then so be it."
Business

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

"We've angered them by taking away one of the 2.3 million retailers who bombard consumers with Christmas.
Food and Dining

Pumpkin Spice in Everything? Yes, Please!!! – A Foodie Francis Report

Pumpkin Spice Season is a like yummy tasting chemical warfare and count me as one that loves getting my face melted off by it.
Religion

Christian Man Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

A Starbucks holiday cup puts a kibosh on one man's charitable spirit.
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

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