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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
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Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk

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Man on COVID Quarantine Really Missing Taco Bell Shits

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Pat Robertson Says COVID-19 is God’s Punishment for Supreme Court’s Marriage Equality Decision

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Trump Asks Joint Chiefs If U.S. Can ‘Nuke Coronavirus Like a Hurricane’

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Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

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Trump Accuses Obama/Biden of Creating Coronavirus as ‘Part of a Flu Coup’

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Man Kicking Himself for Missing the Perfect Opportunity to Kill Himself

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Sotomayor and Ginsburg Suggest Trump Should Recuse Himself From All Cases Involving America

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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

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The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....

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