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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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MAGA News

Susan Rice Stops Robbery, Republicans Worried She Violated Thief’s Right to Privacy

When she accidentally stopped a robbery, did Susan Rice also violate an alleged robber's right to privacy when she gave cops his ID?
MAGA News

Over Brunch of Eggs Benedict and Russian Vodka Martinis, Trump Downplays Comey/Russia Investigation

While enjoying a hearty culinary delight of a brunch, President Donald Trump tried to cast doubt on James Comey investigating ties to Russia.
MAGA News

NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them

Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.
Lifestyle

Broken Clock Gives Rand Paul ‘Tons of Kudos’ For His NSA Spying Stance

A broken clock praises Rand Paul's astuteness.
The Democrats

NSA Employee Laughs His Balls Off at Hillary Clinton Email ‘Scandal’

One NSA employee tells The Chute why he doesn't consider the Hillary Clinton email scandal a real scandal.
Videos

5 Reasons Rand Paul Will Totally Be President One Day (VIDEO)

Here are 5 reasons Randy might as well start practicing the oath of office right now.

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U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

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