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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald...
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Trump Asks Ben Carson if He’s ‘Friends With’ the Black Hole in NASA’S Picture

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, NASA released the very first images of a black hole...
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Tomi Lahren Says NASA’s Black Hole Picture is ‘Reverse Racism’ Because #AllHolesMatter

VALLE INSÍPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomahawk Lahren does not like black...
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NASA Releases Amazing First Ever Pictures of a Black Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- NASA sent several hundred media outlets the first ever pictures of...
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Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon Expedition

"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."
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Trump Wants His New Space Force’s Guns To Go “PEW PEW!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly surprised even his own administration officials when...
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Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force

CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his...
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Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s

Senator Ted Cruz has a new idea to try and help the federal government make a little dough while also simultaneously knocking science and education.
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Martian Cat Kills Curiosity

MARS -- The chief tracking officer at NASA is confirming at the time of...
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Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX)...
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Trump Orders NASA To Verify Planets Discovered By TESS Also Revolve Around Him

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, NASA teamed with Elon Musk’s...
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Astronaut Worried He Doesn’t Have All The Wrong Stuff For Trump’s Space Force

CAPE JUSTICE, FLORIDA -- Astronaut Commander Michael Deckster has been one of the world's...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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