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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Study Confirms Mike Pence Thinks About LGTBQ Stuff More Than People Participating In LGTBQ Stuff

BONTÉ FALLS, WEST VIRGINIA -- Researchers in West Virginia recently published the results of a...
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White House To Push For Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital today, the country's...
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Mike Pence Wonders Who He Has To Blow For John Oliver To Write A Book About Him Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comedian and talk show host John Oliver recently trolled Vice President...
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Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA -- White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice...
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Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the...
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While In Afghanistan, VP Mike Pence Joins Taliban

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- Vice President Mike Pence embarked on his first trip to Afghanistan...
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President Trump Claims He Has Fulfilled His Promise To “Drain The Swamp”

Trump clarifies how he intends to "drain the swamp."
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Report: Karen Pence Has A Pulse, Her Vision, And Her Ears Work Well Enough

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Any previous media reports that doubted the health of the Second...
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Mike Pence Demands RNC Carry Roy Moore’s Candidacy To Full Term

"I am shocked, appalled, and offended that you would choose to end your support for this man just because of a little light, serial hebephilia."
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VP Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."
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Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."
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I Don’t Want to Kill Gays Literally, Only Legally and Metaphorically by VP Mike Pence

"No matter how tempting it would be to live our lives as if 2017 years haven't passed since the Bible Times and now, we can't."
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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