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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Trump Adviser Michele Bachmann To Get New Secretary of Rapture Cabinet Role

Trump's got something special planned for Michele Bachmann.

Confused Trump Tries To Literally Get Into Bed With Michele Bachmann, Kicks Daughter Out First

Trump didn't know what Michele Bachmann getting into bed with him meant.

Exclusive! Donald Trump’s Cabinet Candidates Leaked!

A leaked list of Donald Trump's cabinet candidates.

God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth

God has had enough of Michele Bachmann speaking for him.

Michele Bachmann Endorses Ronald Reagan For President

Michele Bachmann has announced her support for a rather surprising presidential candidate.

Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’

Michele Bachmann thinks violence is on the rise in Israel because Jesus is coming back; Jesus on the other hand disagrees.

Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’

Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.

Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’

Jeb Bush wasn't done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as one of his foreign policy advisers.

Michele Bachmann: “Obama Brought On the Rapture, My IBS”

Besides the rapture, what else does Michele Bachmann blame Obama for?

Senate to Acknowledge Water Is Wet, Grass May Be Green

The Senate just historically acknowledged climate change as reality, and the so-obvious-it-hurts train doesn't stop there.

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Not sure what to get that politician or pundit on your gift list for Christmas this year? Take a look at our suggestions.

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