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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Criminal Justice

Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump added two very high-profile attorneys to his...
Criminal Justice

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of...
Immigration

A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week

In the last two weeks, there have been at least three high-profile mass shootings,...
Criminal Justice

5 Names to Add to the “Clinton Body Count”

When it was discovered that alleged billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had killed himself in...
MAGA News

House Republican: Hillary Clinton Behind Epstein’s Death and His Dog Being Run Over While Chasing a Truck

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Tom Thompaulsen (R-AR) is convinced that former Secretary of State...
MAGA News

Barack Obama Explains Why His Labor Secretary Didn’t Step Down Over Coddling a Rich Pedophile

A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor...
Criminal Justice

Epstein and Acosta Spotted Filling Out Employment Apps at Chuck E. Cheese’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Eye witnesses have spotted former Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta filling out...
Criminal Justice

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of...
Criminal Justice

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

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