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Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
MAGA News
Company Announces New Jeff Sessions Racist Elf On A Shelf Just In Time For Holiday Shopping
Creatively Classic Activities and Books (CCA & B, LLC) issued a press released today...
November 16, 2017
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Jeff Sessions ‘Can’t Remember’ If He ‘Lied About Forgetting’ Or If He ‘Forgot About Lying’
"I simply can't remember if I lied about forgetting contacts with Russia, or if I forgot that I lied, okay?"
November 14, 2017
U.S. Politics
Congressional Democrat Worries About Alabama’s ‘Sanctuary Cities for Pedophiles’
"If these allegations are true, it means that at least one city in Alabama has been harboring a pedophile."
November 10, 2017
MAGA News
California Medical Marijuana Grower Releases New Strain Named After Jeff Sessions
"We are quite excited about what the weed community will think of it."
November 8, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed to Alleviate Stress of Russia Scandal
"This Russia shit is really getting to me, man."
October 29, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after...
October 16, 2017
The War on Drugs
North American Medical Marijuana Union Announces 4 Things Pot Cures With 100% Success Rates
"This shit is pretty fucking hard to believe, to be totally goddamned honest."
October 11, 2017
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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies
"I thought I smelled some marijuana, which of course made me angry and I needed to investigate."
October 11, 2017
Religion
Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is
If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.
September 6, 2017
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Keebler Elves Release Statement Apologizing For “Runaway, Rogue, Racist Little Shithead Elf” Ending DACA
The Trump administration sent its top elf out to announce the end of DACA, and that enraged Session's former elf colleagues.
September 5, 2017
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Trump Wants Assurances His Subpoeana’s Bigger Than Obama’s Subpoeanas
Trump is okay getting issued a subpoena, as long as his subpoena's is bigger than Obama's subpoenas. Don't believe urban legends.
August 4, 2017
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Attorney General Sessions Not Sure He Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Anus Anymore
Attorney General Jeff Sessions and President Donald Trump have an "on again/off again" relationship, but is it permanently off?
July 27, 2017
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