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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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MAGA News

Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that Trump loyalist and lawyer John Eastman could not...
History

History: The Day a President Suffered Humiliating Insurrectile Dysfunction

In American history, there are many dates that carry more importance than others. July...
Conservative Media

Hannity Was Served His January 6th Subpoena While He Was Still Inside Trump’s Butthole

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Not long after the Select Congressional Committee investigating the events of...
Criminal Justice

Trump to Mark Anniversary of Jan. 6th by Storming McDonald’s Playground He Was Kicked Out Of

FARTS A LOT, THOUGH -- FLORIDA --Tomorrow will mark the one year anniversary of...
Criminal Justice

Santa Updates 2021 Naughty List Infractions to Include “Inciting or Participating in a Coup”

THE NORTH POLE -- Santa Claus has what could be very bad news for...
Criminal Justice

Warden Denies MTG Conjugal Visit With January 6th Attackers, Citing Illegality of Horse Fucking

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to being...
Criminal Justice

Biden Informs January 6th Insurrectionist He Can Pardon Turkeys, Not Lemmings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Stretching back several decades, the sitting U.S. President has pardoned at...
MAGA News

Boebert Thought Planning Trump’s Insurrection Just Meant ‘Giving Boners to Some Dirty MAGAs’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to a new bombshell report in Rolling Stone that indicates she participated...
Science & Medicine

What’s More Fascist – Sneeze Guards on Salad Bars, Vaccine Mandates, or Attempted Coups?

These days, there's one thing Americans are really concerned about, and no, it's not...
U.S. Politics

Cruz: “Donald Trump Understood That The Constitution is For Cucks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) appeared on CNN and divulged...
MAGA News

Greene Establishes August 35th Committee to Investigate Why Trump Hasn’t Been Reinstated Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, the highly-anticipated and much-delayed congressional investigation into the January...
Criminal Justice

Coroner Updates Ashli Babbitt’s Cause of Death to ‘Believing a Moron’s Bullshit Too Much’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The coroner tasked with determining the cause of death for Ashli...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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