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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

May 8, 2024

Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

May 3, 2024

MAGA News

Trump Opens Mar-a-Lago For White Nationalists Displaced By Hurricane Irma

In the wake of Hurricane Irma, and inspired by a former adult magazine executive, President Trump offers Mar-A-Lago to displaced racists.

September 18, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Blames Hurricane Charity Check Delay On Not Doing Any Fundraisers For Cancer Kids Recently

Even though no one has seen the million dollar donation that Trump promised to make, Trump says it's coming. He just has to rob some cancer kids first.

September 15, 2017

Science & Medicine

National Weather Administration Will Rename Next Hurricane “Sherman”

After Harvey, Irma, and Jose all dissipate, a weather agency will rename the next hurricane to hit the region "Hurricane Sherman."

September 13, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Demands Mexico Change Hurricane Jose Name to “Joe”

President Donald Trump sent a sternly worded telegram to the Mexican president demanding an immediate name change for Hurricane Jose.

September 12, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Hopeful Tax Cuts For The One Percent Will Save Florida From Devastation of Hurricane Irma

With Hurricane Irma making landfall in Florida, President Donald Trump is hoping that if lawmakers rush tax cuts for the wealthy through, all will be okay.

September 10, 2017

Conservative Media