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Criminal Justice
I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
Criminal Justice
Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
MAGA News
Election Day: Voters Head to Polls During Final 24-Hours of Coronavirus Pandemic
Today, millions of Americans will stand in lines, sometimes for hours, to cast their...
November 3, 2020
U.S. Politics
Trump Says a Vote for a Democrat Should Only Count as Three-Fifths of a Republican Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans are voting today for who they think should be the...
November 3, 2020
Criminal Justice
Biden Plans to Deploy Official Democrat Antifa Squads In the Event of Post-Election Civil Unrest
SCHLANGE LAKE, FLORIDA -- Just after concluding a campaign stop in Florida this morning,...
October 30, 2020
MAGA News
On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter Daughter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told his First Lady that while he wanted...
October 30, 2020
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Televangelist Publishes “MAGA-Friendly” Bible Just Three Pages Long
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Bill Millen, a self-described "televangelist for Trump," told his flock...
October 30, 2020
Immigration
Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not Permanent Abortion
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning Vice President High Priest Michael Pence was asked to...
September 18, 2020
MAGA News
Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and More Demon Semen?
In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two...
August 31, 2020
MAGA News
Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump...
August 11, 2020
Science & Medicine
TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and...
August 7, 2020
MAGA News
Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh...
August 6, 2020
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Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on the Hill, a House special select subcommittee hosted executives...
July 29, 2020
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MLB Institutes Designated Ventilator Rule
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In a fairly unprecedented development, Major League Baseball today...
July 28, 2020
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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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