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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Woman Refuses to Apologize for Her Tomi Lahren Halloween Costume

ARROYO FALLS, MICHIGAN -- Another Halloween season has come and gone, and not without...

Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin Spotted on White House Steps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Halloween is today, and the White House preparations for the holiday...

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr....

Man Strikes First Blow in War on Christmas Putting Up His Lights on Halloween

CENTRAL VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Inspired by President Donald Trump's repeated rhetoric, including a 2017...

Ivanka Trump’s Costume for White House Halloween Party is “Sexy First Lady”

"I'm super duper excited to show Daddy!"

Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper's sleepy California town take...

Local Man Hopes Kellyanne Conway Halloween Costume Doesn’t Scare Away Trick or Treaters

SKELETAL FLATS, IOWA -- Every year, Jack Burton does his very best to make...

Trump Not Happy with Pence’s Halloween Costume

Washington D.C. -- According to leaks from within the West Wing of the White...

Trump Announces He’s Going as Mid-Level, Truly Hilarious and Handsome Comedian for Halloween

"Can’t you let him have his fun? He has been looking forward to this all year."

Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes

MADISON, WISCONSIN  -- As pumpkins are carved, lanterns are lit and children showed videos...

Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Plan to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr....

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