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Trump Supporters Demand Football Hall of Fame Remove Socialist Barry Sanders

The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement regarding a "deluge of calls,...

Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

One conservative man's outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.

Trump Suggests Black Athletes’ Constitutional Rights Be Reduced By 2/5

"I'm not saying all urbans. I'm saying SOME urbans."

Trump Demands Congress Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights

"That arcane constitution really should be reviewed."

Football Fan Burns NFL Gear Worth 10 Years of Blue State Supported Welfare Protesting Protests

"The problem with this country is in the goddamned first amendment!"

White Woman Just Wishes Black Man Would Peacefully Request To Not Be Murdered In Some Less Noticeable Way

One white woman understands why NFL players are kneeling and even agrees with their cause, but doesn't like how they're protesting.

Puerto Rico Man Waiting Until Power is Restored So He Can Be Offended by Football Players Kneeling

The island of Puerto Rico is in shambles after Hurricane Maria. Which means residents haven't had time to get offended by kneeling black people yet.

“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.

5 Alternative Names for the Washington Football Club (VIDEO)

The Washington Redskins is a gross name. It should be changed, and here are five better options.

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