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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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May 10, 2024
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Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”
Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors swirling around him and his junk?
July 10, 2020
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Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge
Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.
March 19, 2017
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Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free
Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.
February 8, 2017
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores
President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
February 6, 2017
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 8 & 9
We're tracking American Greatness every single day of President Donald J. Trump's historic presidency.
January 29, 2017
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Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution
After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.
January 28, 2017
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Leaked Memo Shows Obama’s Plan to ‘Take All the Guns With’ Him in 2017
An explosive new memo shows how Obama plans to get all your guns.
February 2, 2016
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #361 – Executive Order Edition
Obama's Gun Confiscation count, tabulated especially after his new gun control executive orders.
January 8, 2016
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Wayne LaPierre Gets Choked Up About Guns Not Sold After Failed Background Checks
NRA Vice-President Wayne LaPierre emotes about gun sales.
January 8, 2016
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Toddler NRA Member: Who the hell is Obama to say I shouldn’t have a gun?
One little boy is really mad that Obama thinks he's not ready to handle a firearm.
January 7, 2016
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After President’s Gun Control Speech, Confused Conservative Hands Guns Over to Obama
One man hands Obama his guns after misunderstanding the president's executive orders on gun measures.
January 5, 2016
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John Boehner to Sue Obama for ‘President-ing While Not Republican’
John Boehner hates presidential overreach, unless it's done in the right way, by a Republican president.
January 30, 2015
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