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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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George Floyd Looks Down From Heaven on May Jobs Report and Still Wishes Four Cops Hadn’t Murdered Him
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- While his country is still reeling from the COVID-19...
June 5, 2020
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2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A delegation of elected Republicans from the year 2003 appeared on...
June 5, 2020
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Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a feud perhaps no one on the Hill thought would...
June 4, 2020
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Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President Donald Trump wants...
June 3, 2020
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4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President
A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J....
June 3, 2020
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Trump Condemns Antifa Propaganda Like “Saving Private Ryan,” “Inglourious Basterds,” and “Indiana Jones”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump continued his administration's all-out blitz on AntiFa, a...
June 3, 2020
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Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization
While the president and his administration have deemed AntiFa -- a political ideology that...
June 2, 2020
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Trump: “This Book Has Absolutely No Pictures of Titties In It”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump cited the Insurrection Act of 1807 and...
June 2, 2020
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White House Had GrubHub Deliver $42,000 in McDonald’s to Trump’s Bunker
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump was taken into an underground bunker to...
June 1, 2020
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Trump Thought Secret Service Would Take Him Golfing When He Begged to Be Put in Bunker
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests against police brutality have erupted all over the country since...
June 1, 2020
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Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’
HELL, HELL -- Former German President, and, still pretty much the worst human being...
June 1, 2020
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Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment...
May 30, 2020
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