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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of the United States...
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Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The idea of "Medicare for All" -- expanding the United States'...
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6 Reasons Congress Simply Cannot Impeach and Remove Donald Trump From Office

Most of the news in and around the Washington, D.C. area these days pertains...
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Mueller Can’t Believe He Forgot to Tell Congress About How Much Trump Wants to Bang His Own Daughter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As soon as he set foot inside his hotel room, it...
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Trump: “Mueller Fully and Completely Exonerated Me in Such a Mean, Biased Way!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out again at former FBI Special Counsel Robert...
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Jim Jordan Outraged Mueller’s Congressional Testimony ‘Won’t Even Touch On Benghazi’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees dropped a bombshell on...
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Doctors Rushing to Perform Spinal Implants on Congressional Democrats Still on the Fence About Impeaching Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional sources are confirming at the time of publication that a...
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Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- In an unforeseen and potentially earth shattering development, President Donald Trump...
U.S. Politics

Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in Washington and is...
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Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree demanding that the...
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Congressman Furious Peter Strzok Held Same Opinion of Trump Most People Have

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republican Congressman Tom Thompaulsen is absolutely livid after watching the all-day,...
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Doctors Unsure How Peter Strzok Got His Foot So Far Up Trey Gowdy’s Sphincter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a marathon, all-day hearing of the House Oversight and Judiciary...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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