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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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U.S. Politics

McConnell Blasts Dems for Wanting to Change the Filibuster ‘Like That A-Hole McConnell Changed the Filibuster’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With control of the Senate resting a knife's edge of a...
U.S. Politics

McConnell Blasts Senate Dems for Considering Change to Rules He Never Followed Anyway

"How dare they use power like I would use it?"
U.S. Politics

McConnell Implores Schumer Not to Wield Power Unapologetically Like He Does

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last decade or so, Mitch McConnell ran the Senate....
MAGA News

Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A crate full of brand new suit pants, sweatpants, and dungarees...
MAGA News

Trump Warns Dems He ‘Won’t Wait Two Full Years to Address the Next Made-Up National Emergency’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump signed a resolution to stave off...
Immigration

Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two weeks, and House...
MAGA News

Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two weeks, and House...
The Democrats

Senate Democrats Promise To Have Spinal Placement Surgery Completed Before Midterms

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters today that the...
MAGA News

Exhausted Trump Asks Staffers If They Can Take Fewer Pictures Pretending To Work During Shutdown Today

WASHINGTON D.C. -- The federal government is in the middle of its first shutdown...
Conservative Media

Ann Coulter’s Head Literally Explodes As Schumer and Pelosi ‘Cuck’ Trump Supporters on DACA Deal

After her beloved orange savior met and made a deal with the enemy last night, Ann Coulter has literally lost her head over it.
MAGA News

Trump Wants Immigration Limited to Women Who Want to Be His Wife One Day

Immigration reform is a tough, messy topic without many easy answers. Unless you're President Donny Trump. Then it's easy AF.
MAGA News

Trump Seeks Putin’s Input on When He Should Sign Russia Sanctions Bill

With an overwhelmingly bipartisan sanctions bill just lingering on his desk, President Trump explains he needs input from a good friend.
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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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