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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
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Republicans Outraged Milley Showed More Loyalty to Country Than Trump’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For decades, the American people heard a steady refrain from the...
September 30, 2021
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Milley Advised China to Send McNuggets to the White House to Appease Trump
During the final days of the Trump administration, a new book reveals that Retired...
September 17, 2021
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Matt Gaetz Mocks Biden For Not Licking a Single Authoritarian Dictator’s Taint Yet
"I bet Sleepy Joe doesn't even KNOW where Kim Jong-Un's G-spot is!"
March 19, 2021
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Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”
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January 17, 2021
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White House Releases List of Purchases Trump Has Made Using Funds From His Secret Chinese Bank Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the last four years, President Donald Trump has had what...
October 22, 2020
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that...
August 3, 2020
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Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech
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October 10, 2019
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Trump Checks Democratic Primary Polls to Figure Out Who Foreign Countries Should Investigate for Corruption Next
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October 8, 2019
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Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and...
October 8, 2019
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Total Moron Who Screeches About Socialism Asks Authoritarian Communists for Help
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of...
October 4, 2019
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Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Since taking office, President Donald Trump has taken an often times...
July 31, 2019
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Boris Johnson Announces He’s a Cheap Chinese Trump Knockoff from Factory Owned by Ivanka
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July 23, 2019
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