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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Republicans Outraged Milley Showed More Loyalty to Country Than Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For decades, the American people heard a steady refrain from the...

Milley Advised China to Send McNuggets to the White House to Appease Trump

During the final days of the Trump administration, a new book reveals that Retired...

Matt Gaetz Mocks Biden For Not Licking a Single Authoritarian Dictator’s Taint Yet

"I bet Sleepy Joe doesn't even KNOW where Kim Jong-Un's G-spot is!"

Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

This story is reprinted with permission from The Pastiche Post. NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He...

White House Releases List of Purchases Trump Has Made Using Funds From His Secret Chinese Bank Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the last four years, President Donald Trump has had what...

Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that...

Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a strongly worded letter, addressed simply "2...

Trump Checks Democratic Primary Polls to Figure Out Who Foreign Countries Should Investigate for Corruption Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His Royal Highness, the Grand Imperial President of America-Land, has not...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and...

Total Moron Who Screeches About Socialism Asks Authoritarian Communists for Help

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of...

Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- Since taking office, President Donald Trump has taken an often times...

Boris Johnson Announces He’s a Cheap Chinese Trump Knockoff from Factory Owned by Ivanka

MERRY OLD LONDONTOWNSHIRESHIP, ENGLAND -- This morning, former London Mayor Boris Johnson found out...

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