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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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She Just Got Her GED, But She Knows Fauci Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About
"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)
April 19, 2021
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CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued an urgent warning to...
July 14, 2020
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CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Doctors at the Centers for Disease Control are strongly urging everyone...
March 30, 2020
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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Over the past week and a half, Americans were introduced to...
March 20, 2020
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CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic
ATLANTA, GEORGIA --Authorities at the Centers for Disease Control have issued a new statement...
March 19, 2020
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CDC Wants Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest and most critical...
March 16, 2020
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CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to help minimize the spread of the novel coronavirus,...
March 16, 2020
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CDC Recommends Washing Hands For At Least As Long As It Takes For You To Masturbate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a fresh new set...
March 15, 2020
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CDC Recommends Americans Quarantine Themselves From President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this morning, urging...
March 11, 2020
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CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control issued a new set of guidelines...
March 5, 2020
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CDC Adds “Giant Orange Douchebag,” “GFY,” and “No” To Their Official Lexicon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, word broke that the Health and Human Services department...
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