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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer

Ted Cruz only wants to answer questions he likes and not any hard ones, you know, to be presidential.
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People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions

The Republican candidates were not pleased with the questions they got in the last GOP debate.
U.S. Politics

Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate

The CNBC GOP Debate has had a disastrous effect on Politifact's ratings needle.
U.S. Politics

Ben Carson Campaign Clears Entire Schedule to Allow More ‘Incoherent Babbling Bulls**t’ Time

The Ben Carson has made a bold move with their campaign itinerary.
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Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

Ben Carson wants to remind everyone he's more dumb than violent now.
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Ben Carson: Not Claiming Your Farts Is ‘Exactly Like Slavery’

Ben Carson and slavery comparisons go together like peanut butter and stupid jelly.
Women's Rights

Local Republican Can’t Wait to Share His Awful Views of Rape, Incest With You

One man's fight against abortion rights has him willing to make himself look absolutely disgusting to most humans.
Economy

Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.
U.S. Politics

Ben Carson Says He’d Have Attacked the Iceberg If He’d Have Been on the Titanic

Dr. Ben Carson would have made sure the Titanic tragedy ended completely differently, of course.
U.S. Politics

SCANDAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE: President Obama Admits He’s Only ‘Semi-Black’

Did Rupert Murdoch just blow the lid off another Obama scandal?
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Man Whose Skin Tone Would Have Once Made Him Property Feels Some Humans Are More Valuable Than Others

Ben Carson, a black man, doesn't think some "lifestyles" are as valuable as others. Where have we heard that kind of talk before?
U.S. Politics

Dr. Ben Carson: If I Were a Holocaust Victim I ‘Wouldn’t Have Just Let Them Burn Me’

Nobody can keep Ben Carson down.
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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