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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Man Outraged FBI Called Him About Death Threat He Issued to Son’s Third Grade Teacher

LOS TERRORISTAS BLANCOS, CALIFORNIA -- Many Americans who live in other states have come...

Tucker Carlson Will Interview Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls on Tonight’s Show

"I really think it makes sense for a dick like me to interview a...

Dear Libs: Stop Shaming Morons Who Take Livestock Drugs Instead of a Free Vaccine

The following editorial was written by conservative talk radio host Dustin Pewpson. The views...

Delta Variant Makes Major Ad Buy on Fox News, OAN, and NewsmaxTV

The COVID-19 delta variant is wreaking havoc all over the country, and in fact...

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Science,’ and Vaccinated Their Baby

SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself "mostly apolitical," but...

Anti-Vaxx Parents Register Crib and Coffin for Baby Shower

MUERTE DE CUNA COVE, OREGON -- Krystal and Chad Benning could not possibly be...

Measles Drops First New Track In 50 Years: “Call It a Comeback”

PORT NOVAX, OREGON -- Recording artist The Measles announced this week that it has...

Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the man...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

This story was first published on The Pastiche Post. SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- At Maison Des...

Dr. Jenny McCarthy Hired As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Medicine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced a new hiring today. Trump told reporters...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

SWILLY CORN, CALIFORNIA -- At Maison Des Gens Stupides, Chef Roy Ardi says his culinary...

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science,’ and Had Their Baby Vaccinated

An anti-vaxxer in California was absolutely devastated when he found out a friend and his wife had their baby girl vaccinated.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...