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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Rand Paul’s Next Campaign Stunt: Eat and Then Defecate The Tax Code

Campaign stunts are Rand Paul's bread and butter.

Ben Carson Says He’d Have Attacked the Iceberg If He’d Have Been on the Titanic

Dr. Ben Carson would have made sure the Titanic tragedy ended completely differently, of course.

Carly Fiorina Tells Crowd She Once Delivered an 8-week Old Fetus AND IT LIVED!

Carly Fiorina reminds an audience she loves the unborn AND tall tales.

Man Whose Skin Tone Would Have Once Made Him Property Feels Some Humans Are More Valuable Than Others

Ben Carson, a black man, doesn't think some "lifestyles" are as valuable as others. Where have we heard that kind of talk before?

Carly Fiorina Reflects on the Time She Cast The One Ring Into the Fires of Mt. Doom

Carly Fiorina's penchant for exaggeration keeps on keepin' on.

Koch Brothers On Hold With Customer Service For Scott Walker Refund

Charles and David Koch may have some buyer's remorse over Scott Walker, now that he's dropped out of the presidential race.

Muslim American Wonders if Ben Carson Is Fit to Be Called ‘Not Dumb’

Ben Carson told Chuck Todd recently that he doesn't think Muslims should be president. One Muslim woman thinks that makes him "dumb."

Victorian Age Dildo Offers to Sub-In for Scott Walker as Governor

Scott Walker could get some relief from an unexpected party.

Mike Huckabee To Offer Kim Davis New ‘Secretary of Christianity’ Cabinet Role

Mike Huckabee and Kim Davis are besties, and now can the Huckster get a new job?

9 Questions Sarah Palin Forgot To Ask Donald Trump

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump sat down for an interview, but these are 9 questions Palin forgot to ask The Donald.

Scott Walker Is Very Confused About ‘Everything’

From birthright citizenship to climate change to Obama's love of America, Scott Walker is very confused.

Donald Trump Kicks Orphan, Surges in GOP Polls

Donald Trump kicked an orphan and a new poll shows that actually improved his standing with Republican voters.

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...