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Trump Checks Democratic Primary Polls to Figure Out Who Foreign Countries Should Investigate for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His Royal Highness, the Grand Imperial President of America-Land, has not hidden his desire to have foreign help to win next...
Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of ‘____ jobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump
WACO, TEXAS -- Ken Starr became a household name while he was the Republican-picked special counsel investigating President Bill Clinton during the infamous Monica...
Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and stopped by some reporters. Senator Rubio graciously agreed to talk...
Poll: Majority Think President Trump Pulling Out 41 Years Too Late
A new snap poll, conducted by polling company We Poll You So Hard, indicates that the overwhelming majority of Americans don't have a problem with President...
New York to Rename Public Toilet After Trump
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps to quiet a growing controversy, and make amends with the most powerful and small handed man in the...
Total Moron Who Screeches About Socialism Asks Authoritarian Communists for Help
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of the United States for a little while longer, apparently, has...
Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners and viewers of his podcast today that he doesn't think there's anything wrong...
President Says Benedict Arnold’s Meetings With the British Were ‘Perfect’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not he ends up being impeached, there can be no denying that President Donald J. Trump is a man...
President Says People Should Get His Permission Before They Tell the Public About His...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is not a secret on the Hill that President Donald J. Trump is furious at the whistleblower whose report of...
President Suggested Strapping Border Crossers to Nukes and Dropping Them on Hurricanes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week it was reported by several outlets that soon-to-be impeached President Donald J. Trump has floated some rather barbaric ideas...
