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Big, Dumb, Idiot Spends His Day as Most Powerful Idiot in the World Live-Tweeting...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- By noon in the nation's capital today, a big, bloviating, orange moron had tweeted more than a dozen times about what...
Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States was the subject of an impeachment inquiry that ultimately led to an acquittal in the Senate after members...
President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found himself in a pitched battle for the continuation of his presidential administration. Last...
Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn't...
President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most powerful alleged billionaire and white collar criminal in the free world has been using the word "treason" more and...
Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, dumb, stupid idiot took to his Twitter account this weekend and used it to send dozens of tweets, often...
Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’
THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY -- At a press conference from the afterlife, former President Richard Nixon announced that he will be sending,...
President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the firestorm of controversy swells around his call with the Ukrainian president, President Donald J. Trump has pivoted again, this...
Bill Barr Issues Summation of Summary of Ukraine Transcript
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Attorney General of the United States has issued a formal summation of the summary of the transcript of a call...
Obama Offers to Print Articles of Impeachment on His Long Form Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her...
