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Ted Cruz Single-Handedly Ruins Porn for Everyone
When Ted Cruz liked a pornographic tweet from his official Twitter account this week, he started a mini-scandal, but did he also ruin porn forever?
Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’
Ted Cruz is the new chair of the Senate committee that handles science and space research, policy and budgeting, and his proposed law will make quite the splash.
After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac...
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before...
Ted Cruz knows the only way Trump telling Comey not to continue the FBI investigation into Mike Flynn was bad is if Trump was getting blown at the time.
Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum
During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.
God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke
Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.
Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself
The Zodiac Killer is tired of being compared to Ted Cruz.
Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him
Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.
Ted Cruz: ‘Carly Fiorina will bring back the Cheney tradition of lying pieces of...
Ted Cruz is thinking of tapping Carly Fiorina for his VP.
Arkansas Republican ‘Hopeful’ Ted Cruz Stokes His Xenophobia and Racism as Well as Trump...
One man hopes Ted Cruz can live up to Trump's racism.
