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Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership for the venerable icons of rock. In exchange for funding...
Trump Worries ‘Obama’s Stock Market Crash’ Will Tank His Economy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told the American people today on the front lawn of the White House that he's "bigly worried" about...
Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person
RECALCITRANT FALLS, MINNESOTA -- Last month, Cheryl Sherer won a highly-coveted prize from the International Coalition of Intractable Relentlessness, Persistent Doggedness, and the Unflaggingly...
Kellyanne Conway: “The Market is Alternatively Booming Because Investors Are Alternatively Confident in Us”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After one of its most volatile weeks since the Great Recession last week, which saw multiple steep drops on the Dow...
Man Uncomfortable With How Similar His Stepson’s Pornhub Search History Is to His Own
VALLE DE CHINGANDA FAMILIA, ARIZONA -- Six years ago, when he got married to his current wife, 46 year old Jared Incestuas took on...
Mike Pence Was Looking for Coronavirus Videos and Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High Priest Mike Pence has spent approximately the last twelve hours...
Quarantined Cruise Passenger Says Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak
ST. FRANK, CALIFORNIA -- When she boarded the Queen's Line cruise liner in Hawaii, 42 year old Karen Schufflebohrdt says she had no clue...
President Says Americans Should Trust His Coronavirus Leadership Because of His Medical Degree from...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump held his diploma from Trump University in one hand and showed it to the reporters gathered outside the...
Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to the executive board and shareholders of Japanese automotive company Toyota,...
Trump Demands Toyota Immediately Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to the executive board and shareholders of Japanese automotive company Toyota,...
