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Super-Liberal Can’t Support First Multiracial Female VP Candidate With Identical Voting Record as Bernie...
LOS IDEALOGAS PURISTAS, CALIFORNIA -- 42 year old Shaun Martino considers himself "the most progressive person" he knows.
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Pence Already Backed Out of Debating With Harris, Because He Can’t Be On Stage...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has already announced that he will not debate Senator Kamala Harris ahead of the general election in...
Obama Appears on Fox News Opposing Masks
Today, former President Barack Obama appeared on Fox News and urged viewers not to wear masks. It might have seemed like a shock to...
NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins bills himself as "the Internet's premiere pro-MAGA podcaster and singer/songwriter," and quite often he boasts about being...
ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her state has filed a suit against the National Rifle Association,...
Mattel Releasing “Nazi Press Secretary Barbie”
EL SEGUNDO, CALIFORNIA -- Just in time for Christmas shopping, the makers of Barbie -- a long-running toy line -- have announced that there...
Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bloviating, mentally deteriorating, egomaniacal, white collar criminal -- who also happens to theoretically hold the power to start a nuclear...
Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL -- Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long battle with COVID-19. Cain, who rose to national prominence in...
Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19
The office of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Crackfiendastan) announced today that he has tested positive for the novel coronavirus, or COVID-19.
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Matt Gaetz Accused of Using Taxpayer Money to Build Bars in His Living Room,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) admitted that he improperly used taxpayer dollars to pay for things like a television studio...
